Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

All mouth and no trousers

Someone who can talk a good game but cannot back himself up. Relies heavily on others who are his opposite (able, but a poor orator) to sort out any problems. One who makes idle threats.

Random13yearold: I'll hax your computer! I'll hack a virus!!!111

KFJ: You're all mouth and no trousers, but I'd love to see you "hack a virus".

by kung-fu jesus August 18, 2004

thousandaire

Thousander is a person who instead of millions has thousands under his or her account.

Kenny used to be a thousandaire before his dad decided to get a van, and he now only has 999 dollars in his account!

by oxy_k July 10, 2011

one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

by butt weasel September 1, 2003

One Of Those

You know, One of T h o s e people.

Ohhhhhhh, Savannah is one of those people...

by TacoMaster1002 May 9, 2019

trouser dyke

when 2 butches are dating

"you know, i know that lipstick lesbians are 2 femmes dating, and 1 femme and 1 butch, theyre just lesbians dating, but what happens if a butch dates a butch? what are they?" "trouser dykes"

by Marie57Ash66 January 17, 2008