shit wizard

1.)One who is skilled in the art of ass magic
2.) A homosexual Male

Man, Keep that fucking shit wizard away from me. I swear he is gayest person I know.

by raging_asshole August 28, 2006

wizards sleeve

a particularly baggy "pork casing"

I was giving her 'one'last night but i might as well having been watching parkinson cos she was as baggy as a wizards sleeve, mum.

by churdler April 4, 2003

Wizard High

When you smoke too much really good bud, and start feeling like you’re first person in a RPG.

Man, me and Basil got wizard high this weekend.

What strain will get me wizard high?

by jvdas666 April 28, 2022

wood wizard

One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.

He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.

by KingofChodes September 30, 2009

dirty wizard

a deprived, mature looking individual, toe nail teath and a hair disorder.

a dirty wizard is a ugly old man/women/ both, with a greasey beard. a hairy midget. charlotte baker.

by bigbelaidi September 15, 2009

[Wizard of Oz]

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

Wizard's Sleeve

When a woman has stretched her vagina to a point, using either hand or objects that she can fit her hand and wrist and a portion of her forearm inside.

That girl last night had a wizard's sleeve man!

by Ozymandus87 September 8, 2011