Shaving the volcano

The act of inserting a digit into your partners anus and pulling out slightly to make what looks like a volcano to aid the use of a razor.

“Wife wanted a smooth ring piece and asked me if I’d help her ‘shave the volcano’”

Shaving the volcano

by CryptoZog December 12, 2024

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

Himalayan Volcano

when someone hits a blinker off a yart then sucks a dick, blowing the smoke into the dick

dude 1: I heard you got cracked last night
dude 2: yeah bro she gave me a Himalayan Volcano

by ilovesmashingfemboys August 21, 2025

Volcanoing

When you open a woman/mans prolapsed asshole and fill it with a flammable substance like gasoline or lighter fluid. You then light the substance on fire and watch the anal cavity explode in a firy plume of shit and possibly semen.

Adrian: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Steven: prolly gonna be volcanoing my girl tbh.

Adrian: Save me some smegma twin.

by Niggabob321 October 8, 2025

Dildo Buttuh volcano

When you put chocolate syrup in a girls mouth and shove a buttered dildo up her anus so the chocolate spews from her mouth and as she chokes you take another buttered dildo and shove it in her mouth

I gave my girlfriend a Dildo Buttuh Volcano at her grandmas funeral

by MrLongPubes October 24, 2025

Jersey Volcano

When you shit in a microwaveable container (you could use an oven but who has access to that) and heat it to scorching and pour it inside a vagina. Very commonly used at UVM, one in five UVM students have experienced this either voluntarily or involuntarily.

“Dude yesterday we totally gave Becky a Jersey Volcano last night”

by kucktricia December 2, 2025

Blowjob Volcano

When you order someone a blowjob at the bar. While they are taking the shot with no hands tell a funny joke and make them laugh. Whilst they spew a volcano of blowjob all over themselves.

Yesterday, Angel had the Mt.Saint Helens of a Blowjob Volcano at the bar. He erupted all over himself and the bartender.

by The Service Writer January 28, 2025