My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 23, 2019
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the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
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said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
by diRiculous May 07, 2011
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Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person
The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon
by Snoopmog October 09, 2022
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Alaskan Tampon

A $10 Hammer.purchaed from the local ace hardware. Use the $10 hammer to complete 8 hours of pounding while building a cabin. Once complete, take the hammer to your air b and b. Wash and dry the hammer in the on site washer and dryer. Insert Alaskan Tampon in you vagaina or mangina.
Bro we need to get back to the house. My Alaskan Tampon is starting to get too pounded.
by Alaskancreampi August 23, 2023
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Edible Tampon

When you are low on blood, you just eat an edible used tampon.
omg thats an edible tampon can i eat it cuz i dont want to go to the hospital or else ill get raped by the doctor wdfghferghnmgfghjgfdghfdsfgfdsfghfuikjiuojkhmgytghftrfgvfdesaxczsazAzXsaxcdsfvcbgfhnbjhmnbgfdcvbfdcxzxcvdsazxcvxzsZXcvfgdszxcvbnm,jhgvbcxzZXXczZxcvbfgdgnbmhj,JKHGJK<HGFDCXSDFGHJ<MgfXfvgdgvfdvCBgfdCVbgfDCVbNMjkhgFdSAzXCFv bNHjnmjKNBHGfCVXCcv bGfcv bgfC
by Pumpk1nlover February 19, 2021
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U-Tampon

Friend: Oh shit you’re going to U-Tampon!
by December 04, 2022
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