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the cuckoo's nest

the cuckoo's nest beats all other conspiracy nest hands down.
by KiLLuMiNaTi January 1, 2013
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Build The Nest

When you have to take a dump and the toilet seat is a mess and there is nothing around to clean it, take some toilet paper and arrange them on the toilet seat. This gives a nice clean surface to sit on, protecting you from the nasty stains, sweat, and hair. When done properly, it will look like a nest. Before building the nest, always make sure theres enough toilet paper so you can whipe afterwards.

Building the nest is commonly done in public restrooms such as porta pottys and mall bathrooms.
Brian: god dammit, Chris left some shit stains and ass hair on the toilet seat. Hopefully theres enough shit tickets to build the nest.
by Dirty Antwan August 26, 2025
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Crow's Nest

The padding of toilet paper one puts around the toilet seat in a public restroom.
That toilet seat must be really nasty because the Lasr guy left a crow's nest.
by Reimancts August 11, 2018
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Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"
Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."
by Worn-Out Parent June 2, 2023
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Birds nest

A guy who has so much pubic hair that his penis looks small
Alex cut back on his birds nest before his big date so he would not look so small.
by Little Demons August 25, 2017
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Autism nest

A autism nest, I a pile of blankets, pillows, and other things typically in a bed pieced together closley that are comforting for autistic people
" your bed looks like I dumpster fire bro"

" yeah man, it's my autism nest!"
by Marsbarsxoxo July 22, 2024
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Milk him in the nest

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.
“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii
by Yeaboii6969 October 10, 2020
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