Jessi's flappy vag flapped so loud when she walked, you couldnt hear yourself think!
YOU COULD STORE A CANOE IN THERE!
YOU COULD STORE A CANOE IN THERE!
by Berthamargarita July 24, 2006
noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.
by thevagbadger July 06, 2009
tiny little creatures covered with fur, that cum out of the hairy vagina when leg is lifted. to get rid of these vag gremlins you must travel to Hungry and get eaten out by multiple obese hungarian women. the symptoms of vag gremlins are as followed
1. Itching and burning around the vagina.
2. little bite marks around the vagina.
3. An awful odor coming from the vagina.
1. Itching and burning around the vagina.
2. little bite marks around the vagina.
3. An awful odor coming from the vagina.
by taylor is a rump ranger May 01, 2009
The anus of a gay male, which is used as a substitute for the all mighty vagina, which is also a sin because god says all men must like vaginas.
Dude, that guy looks like a fan of the fag vag, for sure.
Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.
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Dude, if you pound the fag vag you will go to hell.
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by director of awesome July 17, 2009
F.O.R.D. Vag stands for Fucked Over Rebuilt Dick vagina. Used when warning the homie before he gets trapped by a trans women.
Bro: what are you doing tonight?
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
Homie: I think finally got a shot that girl I saw at that party.
Bro: OH shit, didn't nobody tell you?
Homie: Tell me what?
Bro: Naw dog, she sporting F.O.R.D. vag under that hood. Got to let you know before you test drive it.
Homie: Good look'in my boy, almost got my ass caught up being seen in that car.
Bro: Always got your back.
by Zombiewriter75 August 10, 2022
An insult one gives to another be it male or female. Males tend to get more offended because it implies that they A) have a vagina therefore they must be a girl...or a hermaphrodite and B) Their vagina stinks like garlic.. twice offended with one insult. Females would be offended because it implies that they don't wash often and therefore their vagina stinks like garlic. Whoever you say it to, it's bound to get an unpleasant reaction somewhere down the line. The term can also be used in conjunction with 'Your mother' insult for added effect.
Guy1: Yo dude, stfu go lick your ma's garlic vag. Guy2: wtf, nigga stfu you're the one with the garlic vag! Guy1: Fuck you and your garlic vag! | Guy2Girl: Hey do you smell that?? It smells like garlic vag.. ewww it's you isn't it!!! DIRTY BITCH!! gtfo go and wash!! Girl2Guy: Umm, wtf are you on about. I don't have a 'Garlic Vag'. How could you even suggest such a thing. *closes legs and prenteds to sniff around her crotch to make sure it's not her*
by Joori January 11, 2010
The olsen twins: caked on eye make up, grunge overload and an aversion to shampoo -- those are two funky vags!
by janitorforfree April 10, 2008