The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for in an accounting office after an email is sent out to staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donuts, by comparison, take 1 hour per dozen before all are gone.

The Krispy Kreme donuts do not meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

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Person 343: Monochromatic Pamper Fondler: THE STANDARD FETAL MEDICINE

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students

"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"

by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024

Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).

The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Marroni Standard Time

Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.

Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."

*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”

by 2legit pineapple December 20, 2021

Brown Standard Timing (BST)

the time zone followed by your brown friends, often the reason they are late. Expect them to be at least 30 minutes late to most events.

Oscar: Yo what time we hopping on the game

Zarif: 9:30

Oscar: bro where are you it’s 10:30

Zarif: my bad bro i’m on that Brown Standard Timing (BST)

by boingoing August 12, 2024

standard tackle

(MH,EV)
standard is normal,casual,issue,standard issue,normal issue,ellie and Matt smoke pot on a mon and Friday-join us

Matt-“nose piercings are fit”
Ellie-“standard tackle”

by vickett n harlett January 16, 2019