Terry simpson

To dog the boys by sleeping with men

I heard you terry simpson last night instead of coming to the pub

by Ziggy gets the bitches January 23, 2018

YoJ Simpson

Fun, alcoholic beverage to be served anytime anywhere! Consists of whatever hard alcohol you find lying around, and a healthy dose of the critically acclaimed children's happiness booster, YoJ* ! Sure to kick start any party, and even contains 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin C! What could go wrong?!

*Best if kept in a warm vehicle for approximately four hours prior to consumption

"Hey Matt I've neglected my Vitamin C intake today, but still want to have some puking-on-girls fun. What have you got for me?"
"Grab a YoJ Simpson, Greg! They're killer!"

by GloveDon'tFit December 26, 2014

Mrs simpson

Loves slang loves seating plans will keep the class behind just for one person

Mrs Simpson loves keeping us behind

by Dhhebsks September 30, 2020

Homer Simpson

dumbest yet luckiest man alive

I just pulled a Homer Simpson

by fmike100 December 6, 2019

Morgan Simpson

A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world

morgan simpson should go out with Logan and live a happy life and have kids together ♾💍🌍

by Hshsjjdgd November 16, 2019

natasha simpson

The most wonderful girl in the word. Brings the best out in you and makes you feel like a man or woman again. Once you find her keep her near cause she's such a keeper

I need you, Natasha Simpson

by Kale salad September 13, 2017

Ella Simpson

fucking weird as Horse Girl. normally blonde and a fucking retard. Likes correcting grammar for no reason and has an annoyingly obnoxious laugh.

fuck that girl is an Ella Simpson. She keeps running around neighing and shit

by yung boney April 23, 2020