sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 7, 2005

sock puppet

Giving a random boy that doesn't even like you a handjob with his own dirty sock on his weenie.

So, Mikyla, do you wanna play sock puppet or what?

by Janice Depp October 29, 2006

butt puppet

a best friend that you think is a "special" person

you are a butt puppet

by yweallgo2hell June 5, 2007

Puppet Show

Thee act of dressing your cock as a puppet putting on a show the whole world of youtube will enjoy

So i was bored out of my fucking mind one day and asked to my mom what the fuck should i do and she said to put on a puppet show so there i went putting on a show for the chinks in asia to see

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

Dildo Puppet

A slang term for someone who enjoys having sex with his couch and pooping outdoors. He also enjoys making jizz and gravel sandwiches. He also like long walks on the beach with Oprah Winfrey.

That kid over there is such a Dildo Puppet.

by TimeCarr0t May 6, 2011

Puppet Humping

When roleplaying, to interact in a sexual way or to cyber.

Hey I'll roleplay with you but no puppet humping okay?

by Der_Taube December 9, 2008

sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

by Evil October 18, 2003