playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021

porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.

Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.

by Candy179 September 24, 2021