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Naughty and Crosses

The naughts and crosses equivalent of strip poker, naughty and crosses is a situation where you play naughts and crosses and the loser of each round takes off a piece of clothing.
“We should spice things up tonight...”
“You're so right! Let's play naughty and crosses!”
by C L G February 5, 2021
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Naughty Mouse

A human mouse that is vewy vewy NAUGHTY. A way you can avoid being called this is just being a good boi/gal and being NICE.
You have been a very NAUGHTY MOUSE.
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 12, 2022
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naughty ehling

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced a naughty ehling.

B: So relatable!
by bimbambum November 10, 2017
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naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.
If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Naughty cocks

A type of cock that slaps you around and goes deep inside of you and makes you have a hard orgasm from naughty cocks
Oh my god I just had the biggest orgasm in my life from naughty cocks on video
by Hannahpetiudie August 12, 2021
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Naughty Luncheon

When a man performs oral sex on multiple random woman
A group of horney girls at the party asked Jon if he wanted to come to their naughty luncheon
by Naughty Country Girl September 30, 2021
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Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.
Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.
by PandasPaw November 10, 2022
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