when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone
i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
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Get the Ur mum mug.Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.
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Get the Robbie’s Mum mug.A criticism pertaining the management, when criticising middle management or other useless and expensive building hold backs, Gölök Buday, the Black Jester would say "MUMs the word," going back to the 2000 election when Maharishi's university of Management started getting noticed, ala John Hageline.
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* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
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