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KEITH

Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.
Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
by Keith(real no cap) November 30, 2022
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Keith:damn Vade left me
b1uexor:wow your name really suits you
King Starry:fr tho
by Zane from discord May 21, 2022
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Ch40tic:damn i lost my girl
b1uexor:lmao ur like Keith

King Starry:fr tho
by Zane from discord May 21, 2022
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May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
by viioal May 23, 2022
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Keith. One of my bestest friends in this WORLD!! She's so gay for ryujin and momo. I wrote this bc I want to thank her.
Person 1: who's one of your bestest friends?

Person 2: KEITH
by Bwongyuucake May 24, 2022
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Dr. Smiths first patient had a hell of a Keith. And he had to bump his next appointment.
by Miss Dic February 13, 2022
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The one guy that always sweats at Tetris and can't touch the net on a basketball hoop if his life depended on it. never ever touches grass because he plays too much Tetris.
by Isolation19 March 29, 2022
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