"tony is a toe-sucking keith"
by edward carlisle jr. February 22, 2025
Get the keithmug. Likley a Sea witch from Western Australia who uses it's victims ball hair as toilet paper. Likes to show off it's fore-elbow which turns any who gaze upon it to stone.
Normal Person: Holy shit, a KEITH. Run before its shows us its left fore-elbow.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
KEITH: Yo check this toilet paper I got from a guy called Jefferey.
by Keith(real no cap) November 30, 2022
Get the KEITHmug. Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
by MuslimHunter November 28, 2020
Get the Keithmug. Keith A Wilson is the finest nigga you know and he has a bbc he goes to geo prep u fall in love with him when you see him he has brown dreads he makes your pussy wetter than niagera falls he can fuck anyone.
Sexy nigga Keith *MOANS*
by Qauntavious pringle September 14, 2022
Get the Keithmug. term for a micro-penis.
Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 22, 2022
Get the Keith Holdermug. by ShowMeYourMotavation August 31, 2022
Get the Keithmug.