by pakyu123 January 27, 2015

*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
by OfficialJayJames November 16, 2018

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party
by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

the hippo song is a sound during any sexual activity, but sounds like a hippo being violently slaughtered.
by GIANT(in my pants?) October 9, 2008

1.There is a lot of things. I might need a hippo sack.
2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!
2.HOLY S***!!! I HAVE A HIPPO SACK!!! DANG!!!
by vonnypoo May 22, 2008

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022
