Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

Doo-doo on the side

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!

by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023

doo-doo butters

The act of taking a shit and having the consistency of cold butter a.k.a. extra thick

Trey- Where the hell were you earlier?
Alex- Man, I just went down down doo-doo butters! Dropped a thick ass turd!

by tpoointrey October 16, 2008

doo doo butt

when you shid and fard in your pantaloons and then you cum

doo doo butt all over me daddy

by epic fard guy February 6, 2019

Doo da doo da do

When you a bored just say doo da doo da do

*awkward silence*
"Doo da doo da do"

by Tessasbae July 30, 2019

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo

Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.

A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.

by QuacksO February 17, 2021