Shit yeah, I made like 25 bling smacks on deliveries tonight. We're getting drunk!
I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.
I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.
I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011
Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010
(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.
Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.
by Ångström December 30, 2015
A one night stand usually accomplished by an alpha male upon an unsuspecting overly accessorized female.
Example 1. Character A, "I had a bling fling the other night with the counter girl at the high-end store at the mall. We did it at her parents house while they were home.
I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."
Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"
Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"
Example 2.
"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
I had to hold my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't wake them up."
Character B, "Dude you talkin FNL?"
Character A, " I said bling fling didn't I?"
Example 2.
"Look at that pretentious chick over there. She should wear a flashing neon sign that says bling fling."
by Gregaroidson January 04, 2019
Bluetooth ear pieces , iPhones and such. These are early instances of what will become ever more present bling that has a function related to the Internet and adds status (or so it's thought) to those who wear it.
by Youngelpaso August 28, 2009
by john a.l. April 09, 2009