angry pirate

When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.

Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~

by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007

the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.

After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !

by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021

The Angry weave

A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.

My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.

by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019

angry pirate

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away

"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"

by Whit3 September 10, 2018

Angry Kitty

When your girl pushes you out with her pussy muscles right after sex.

Man my girl gave me an angry Kitty last night.

by Evil Krys April 23, 2016

Angry Spaniard

A sex act involving rinsing the contents of t-shirt after a hot yoga session into your partner's mouth at the point of climax. Usually punctuated with shouts of "Ándale Ándale".

My neighbours are pissed at me, I woke the whole building last night doing the angry Spaniard

by Bhutan Dan August 30, 2019

angry as fuk

When you are so mad you want to kill someone, or are just the cat meme “ANGRY AS FUK”

“I got angry as fuk when Fortnite died”

by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 15, 2019