jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)

Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane

by rafaldinho October 11, 2013

jewish tree

The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus maximus.

I just gave you a jewish tree!

by johnnyjohnny March 21, 2005

Jewish racing gold

Jewish racing gold is the description of certain shades of the colour gold. It is most often applied to cars painted in a gold colour, though can also be applied to describe other items of this colour.

It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.

Shabbat shalom, her car is jewish racing gold!

by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Jewish Pillow Talk

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.

1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!

by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013

jewish stomach

you know, when you start eating like a lot of popcorn or pickles or broccoli or cabbage and then like, you can't stop and then you can't move and it hurts.

Oy, this bag of popcorn is giving me a case of Jewish stomach.

by NWDCboy January 9, 2019

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

by pole dinnner March 11, 2011

jewish american princess

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled

Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)

by juuulia12 January 26, 2021