by Pmoneyman August 28, 2011

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.
by Melitsaha December 26, 2020

Yeah, no, I keep saying I'm not that but you've all kind of decided to attribute to me all of the things I'm not and none of the things that I am.
Hym "Yeah, I mean 'terrorist' is a strong word... I prefer 'Lord and champion of the conceptual realm! Greatest mind who has ever lived! Better than everyone!' And 'Terrorists' implies that I use 'violence or the threat of violence for political reasons' whereas I use 'Being smarter and better than everyone to both solve the greatest mystery of the modern age and create A.I.' The threats of violence are superfluous and necessarily undercut my unparalleled brilliance. It's like Escanor's axe. I'm TOO brilliant so I need something to make me LESS powerful."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Terrorist raccoon is cool guy who loves femboys and has infinite rizz he also wants to fuck me for some reason idk.
by 4buu March 27, 2023

A man who is so bad at eating a bitch out that he bites the clitorious without knowledge of doing so.
by Ava_boog November 5, 2021

Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 12, 2024

Someone who doesn't fucking charge their phone when it's about to die and is sending memes showing their phone is about to die. Another version but less dangerous terrorist is someone who eats soup for dinner and that's no good.
Male 1: You saw that dumb bitching eatting soup for dinner yesterday? Future terrorist am I right?
Male 2: But you saw my ex sending me memes about big chungus at 10%? That's a true terrorist.
Male 2: But you saw my ex sending me memes about big chungus at 10%? That's a true terrorist.
by Im harder than tiko January 27, 2021
