Ted Paul is the person who loves Clarisse the most. Clarisse appreciates everything that Ted Paul does to her. He is the love of her life. Clarisse will always include Ted Paul in her future.
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Well, the Ted Cruz hire finally got caught stealing from the employee fridge but even then nothing will be done about it.
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Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.
Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
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Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.
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Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*
Coined from the iconic scene in Breaking Bad where the character Ted Beneke trips on his carpet and sends himself headfirst into the kitchen island resulting in brain death?*
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An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
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