When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 23, 2019
the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
by diRiculous May 07, 2011
by Snoopmog October 09, 2022
The act of placing your penis in a bloodied vagina and after ejaculating, going for round two with the toilet.
by Hardleftnipple September 14, 2017
omg thats an edible tampon can i eat it cuz i dont want to go to the hospital or else ill get raped by the doctor wdfghferghnmgfghjgfdghfdsfgfdsfghfuikjiuojkhmgytghftrfgvfdesaxczsazAzXsaxcdsfvcbgfhnbjhmnbgfdcvbfdcxzxcvdsazxcvxzsZXcvfgdszxcvbnm,jhgvbcxzZXXczZxcvbfgdgnbmhj,JKHGJK<HGFDCXSDFGHJ<MgfXfvgdgvfdvCBgfdCVbgfDCVbNMjkhgFdSAzXCFv bNHjnmjKNBHGfCVXCcv bGfcv bgfC
by Pumpk1nlover February 19, 2021