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My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 22, 2019
mugGet the My tampon is gunna pop out!mug.

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
mugGet the blood drenched frozen tampon popsiclemug.

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
by diRiculous June 1, 2011
mugGet the I can see your tampon string from heremug.

used tampon

"I fornicate because I'm a used tampon."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
mugGet the used tamponmug.

tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
by Mister Doctor Professor Corey September 24, 2011
mugGet the tampon friendmug.

tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024
mugGet the tampon timmug.

Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
by iamgezim May 27, 2024
mugGet the Tamponmug.

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