Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
by Bromance Lovers January 13, 2009
Get the Taking it to the Roof mug.A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
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The origins of this phrase are unknown but it's commonly used to convey being screwed up the fundament in a 'straight in, no kissin' kind of way - whether the recipient wants it or not.
It's expected that wage earners will be taking an astral in the forthcoming budget."
"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
"Dublin footballers were upset at taking an astral from Cork last Sunday."
"That poor guy will be taking an astral for charity at Beatrix's party next Sat.".
by SteedIrl August 2, 2011
Get the Taking an astral mug.-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
by romaddeez March 4, 2010
Get the Tits Up and Taking On Water mug.A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.
A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."
by dootch March 23, 2005
Get the taking a yard mug.When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.
Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
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Bitch got mercked
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."
Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked
by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008
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