My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.

Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!

by 5515ER March 22, 2019

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011

Tampon Racecar

Just an eyesore of a car

Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"

Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!

by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 28, 2025

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012