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real housewives of sydney 

A bunch of crazy women put in a cast by Foxtel.
Have you seen Real housewives of Sydney? “oh my god yes”

Shore School North Sydney 

shore school
the gay boy school

the player school
the school that hates CM because WM bashed the shit out of him and dropped him on the floor for no reason

the shore school consists of the players, CM, the junkies, drug dealers, surf kids and rich snobs.

the school hat costs $200 with the ribbon costing $80. spending $10 million on their grandstand, $90 million on their gym and none on their students.

a quarter of the school are full of eshlads adlays hungry rats chatty rats and eshays

5% of them are decent. this school is the definition of gay and whenever someone sees them they run away

GO SHORE
“shore school north sydney” once you here that word you yell GAY

Hampden-Sydney 

Hampden-Sydney is an all male school located in southern Virginia. WASPs dominate the rural 500+ acre campus. Men come to HSC to earn an education, but not just any education. An education that prepares each student for leadership and sucess in every sense of the word. Sucess in the financial, social, and athletic realms of life. The atmosphere at HSC has been compared to that of a private Country Club. The major difference between HSC and a Country Club is that the students who pay an enourmous amount of money to attend the school often have little power concerning legal and social affairs in the community. The corrupt board, administration, and faculty use the students to their advantage for their own self interests. This has often been said to be one of the only negative aspects of the community; however, this is a very big negative. Honor and tradition come with the price of a corrupt group of adults in power. If students had more of a voice, this community would be ideal for any WASP of the south east. The party scene is dominated by a variety drugs and alcohol. Women come to the school searching for their future six figure man. The key word here is searching. Good luck women. If this schools corrupt minority would let up just a hair, this would be the ideal community of rich, athletic, honorable, and scholarly gentelmen of the south.
If you want to be a sucessful, powerful, and influential leader in the world, I reccomend that you apply for admission at Hampden-Sydney.
Hampden-Sydney by 110PERCENT November 25, 2004

Sydney and Jenna 

Two short, big boobed, annoing girls who live in Highland Park even though they go to DISD schools, often seen at Northpark Mall. Jenna is the master facebook stalker and will know every thing about you in a matter of minutes. Sydney however likes to drink snapple and flirt with every person alive. Though the pair pisses alot of girls off, they are pretty chill and will make anyone laugh. They also seem to live in their own world so nothing you say to them seperatley will make them laugh but together they never stop. You can always tell where they have been because there will be crosses, waves, and sixes in said place. Music is one of their specialties, they listen to Salem religiously and Skrillex is too mainstream Ultumately a very rad pair of annoying girls who love to hook up with mall rats. Kind of a big deal.
EX 1
Ben: Where are Sydney and Jenna tonight?
Aaron: Probably at the mall hooking up with some crackheads.

EX 2
Kate: Who ARE they?
Meredith: Sydney and Jenna, you haven't heard about them?
Kate: No?
Meredith: They piss me off but they're kind of a big deal.
Sydney and Jenna by CATM@n November 14, 2011

Sydney Dalton 

Gorgeous, beautiful, special girl that is so poised and perfect, that she could be a princess. People all over the world want to know this gem that we call Sydney Dalton. She speaks not one language, but three. Portuguese, Spanish, and English. This amazing person is kind and loving. She is loved by her large family and humongous group of friends. No, she is not just smart, but she is brilliant. Her grades in school are perfect. This amazing gal has a bright future. With a voice of an angel, and unusually fantastic skills in sports such as skateboarding and surfing, this girl has it all. I'm sure you all want to know, is she single? The answer is yes, she is single. Before you all try to be her one and only, keep in mind that her heart desires one guy only. She is incredible, simply incredible. She is amazingly beautiful, strong, talented, skilled, popular, and overall fantastic! Sydney Dalton is truly an AWESOME girl!
Sydney Dalton rocks!
Sydney Dalton es fabulosa!
ela e incrivel!
A bitch that is just dumb
Sydney by Ekeejek November 15, 2018