donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves

Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!

Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!

by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013

Pittsburgh Smuggler

a sexual act - kinda gross

Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke

Hey D, I saw you give your beeyatch a Pittsburgh Smuggler last night! That shit whack!

by Jimmy Buttphuck February 15, 2004

Bone Smuggler

A male appearing in public dressed as a woman and trying to pass themselves off as a female.

Woody's foot slipped in the hot tub, only to find out that Shantal was bone smuggler. Example 2: Rumor is: Lady Gaga is a bone smuggler.

by LadyJean January 14, 2010

Carrot Smuggler

One Who Smuggles Carrots...
Preferrably in odd places...

"The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."

by Edazer... May 16, 2006

Smug face

The look on your face when your lying about something and making a joke at the same time.

HEY did you take my sandwich?

Noooooh Smug face.

by Hyuktality February 19, 2012

smuggs

very unattractive to the eye

bro you see that girl over there?
which one?
ol' smuggs over there!
oh that one!! yea... she hit bro!

by pike bish December 11, 2010

grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.

You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.

by elektronen August 31, 2011