Falsely accusing me of stealing so you can justify stealing.
Hym "Which is not what I did to Kendra McKeefry or Marina Derfus. Nor what I did to the YouTube trash. And you idiots allowing these people to invent an imaginary offense and then try to punish me extrajudicially got somebody's kid killed and now you are trying to cover that up as though it isn't the direct result of you prioritizing the stealing the, rape porn, and your kids over me instead of engaging critically with what I have been saying. You cared more about controlling my options than you did a resolution that works for me and you suffered the consequences and I refused to suffer them with you because it isn't my fault. What happened to Liam Payne? You tried to bully the wrong person to death and he killed himself. What happened with the school shootings? You tried to bully someone to death and they killed you instead. So. The only way I'm not going to murder a child is if you stop trying to get me to do what you want UPTO AND INCLUDING work. End of discussion. Concede or roll the dice. No negotiation."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
Get the Stealingmug. The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.
1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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