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speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.
E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.
by AssQ April 23, 2014
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Steaming Turner

Regarded highly amongst Pagan communities the Steaming Turner, or the Vindr Illr as it was known more commonly back then, is a distant relative of the Cleveland Steamer. It is believed the it predates the Cleveland Steamer by almost 3000 years and naturally fell out of favor as beards historically went out of fashion. It's recent uptick of late is largely thanks to hipsters and the rise in inequality resulting in higher numbers of homeless.

Where the two differ the most is in execution.

After squeezing a deuce out on a willing partners chest it's imperative that before you begin rolling back and forth on the evacuated excrement you performatively tug on your beard and if possible twirl your moustache whilst cackling. Norse communities were known to take this even further, tying their large members to to their beards and using the underside as a sponging area to mop up any excess.
Mikey just pulled off a steaming turner, lets give him a round of applause everyone.
by Cigoler February 15, 2022
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Stop stealing my style!

Pattytronus Potter, stop stealing my style!
by blueskyboris August 24, 2008
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personally speaking

A redundant statement at the beginning of a sentence where the individual in question is stating that they are speaking for oneself as opposed to a group.
Personally speaking, that granola bar tasted pretty good.
Personally speaking, your favorite waifu is trash.

(Opposite: Speaking for the group, you are the most idiotic person in the department.)
by Blue Jay 95 August 15, 2019
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steaming

The act of finding a perculiar place to urinate when absolutley drunk off your arse
I was so pissed last night I was steaming in our lasses knicker drawer !!!
by Geordie Nugget June 6, 2013
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Streaking

The act of sniffing or getting high of cocaine.
*pulls out cocaine* "Aye homie we streaking tonight. You down?

Friend: I'm always down.
by FalseReality January 12, 2011
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heart stealing

when someone steald your heart.
it is illegal.
all hearts should be given.
Maleek:the only way i'm going to share my heart with you is if you steal it.
Keyanna: heart stealing is illegal!! you should just share it with me!
by Keyyface March 24, 2009
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