starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

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Starbucks savant

People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.

Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!

Person 2: For what?

Starbucks savant: Uh...

Person 2: You are such an idiot.

by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011

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Starbucks Virgin

Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.

The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".

by Builder-o-matic October 1, 2012

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starbucks sally

Someone who can't order a drink off the starbucks menu without having it modified. Reference to the character "Sally" in "When Harry met Sally" who could never order anything without having it modified.

"Mathilde is such a starbucks sally, it takes forever for her to order her drink" or "I can never go to starbucks for Mathilde because she is such a Sally, I'm afraid I'll mess up her order"

by sassygurrrrrrl September 29, 2013

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