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squawd

A group of 2 or more obese, Indian women and their brood of unruly children that have ventured off the reservation for a night on the town at a local restaurant or movie theater displaying their uncouth behavior and poor fashion sense.
Dinner sucked tonight! We were seated next to a squawd and their kids were crying, screaming and running around the restaurant like the Casino just got a new slot machine!
by smart person #1 January 8, 2012
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squashed face

1. A face exhibiting the qualities of something flat.
2. A face made entirely out of the harvest vegetable, squash
3. A face that has been hit repeatedly (and flattened; see definition 1) by a squash raquet
Norma's mother has a squashed face
Poor lady...
by Tony the Bandit December 2, 2007
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Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.
Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.
by Lard1 February 22, 2011
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Squashed

To be sat on and get your toes licked
Oh no I was in my room and someone squashed me
by COOLGIRL357 September 22, 2018
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Yellow Squash

Zucchini

Alright, I won't elaborate on how I found this out, it's a long story. Let's just say that it took me and a friend buying the wrong thing twice, wasting money, and being yelled at for it. If a Korean recipe calls for yellow squash or blue pumpkin, they probably mean zucchini. Damn, they can hardly speak the language sometimes yet they decide to make up a few words of their own. I don't understand it, I really don't :<
Mother: You! Get me..yellow squash!
Me: *leaves and comes back with yellow squash*
Mother: AAaaghh! Stupid! That not yellow squash! Go get mommy yellow squash!
by Voodoo Squash June 23, 2004
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Shark Squash

A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.
Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.
by saket yo April 26, 2011
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Girls Squads

Girls Squads always try to imitate or copy things done by their boyfriends or other guy friends squad, like using there jokes. And that's also how jokes go dead.
Man those Girls Squads took our joke
by The_real_definitions December 15, 2017
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