A group of 2 or more obese, Indian women and their brood of unruly children that have ventured off the reservation for a night on the town at a local restaurant or movie theater displaying their uncouth behavior and poor fashion sense.
Dinner sucked tonight! We were seated next to a squawd and their kids were crying, screaming and running around the restaurant like the Casino just got a new slot machine!
by smart person #1 January 8, 2012
Get the squawd mug.by will bitten September 18, 2016
Get the Squadren mug.Related Words
squawd
• squawdiddler
• Squawdoodly
• squad
• squaids
• squad up
• squaddle
• squaddie
• squadouche
• squad effect
Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015
Get the Awkward Squad mug.When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008
Get the Squad Kick mug.by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020
Get the squandery mug.A group of people, whom posses an extreme hate towards ham sandwiches, consists of people named Ikra, Zahra, Aminah, Jasmine and Erin. Of course, not to forget, the leader - Lord Farquaad.
Person 1: Gee, I do hate ham, don't you Zahra?
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.
Person 2: Omg yes Ikra.
Person 3: Yes b
Person 1 & 2: Shut up Aminah Lord Farquaad n Squad are gonna kick you out.
by Lord Farquaad n Squad December 9, 2016
Get the Lord Farquaad n Squad mug.Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.
by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021
Get the Squaids mug.