URBAN SQUATTER

A Squatter who pays the utility bills to keep the lights and water on in a foreclosed house

john and mary are urban squatters. they live in a foreclosed home and pay the utilities to keep the lights and water on.

by fochef June 3, 2011

Banana Squats

When two guys (guy 1 and guy 2) are having anal sex, and guy 2's penis gets stuck in guy 1's butt, he must then pruse the act of the " Banana Squat " he will squat three times to the ground until the penis is freed.

Dude, i was watching gay porn last night and then they started doing Banana Squats o.o....

by 467347 January 25, 2012

tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.

My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.

by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014

Siamese Squat

The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.

Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?

by SMEople May 8, 2014

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

lemon squat

Female version of peeing in the snow - to squat and pee leaving a lemon size yellow area in the snow.

My girlfriend really had to go during our winter hike so she went behind a tree and did a lemon squat.

by MenInKilts December 20, 2016

humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....

I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.

by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017