You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs Fire Fighter mug.When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
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Why does North Springs High School have so many gay and bi people? Is it something in the water? what the? I just realized.
by Hmm1278 October 4, 2024
Get the North Springs High School mug.A small town in North Carolina where ain't jack SHIT to do but go somewhere else. Maybe if you grew up there you'd know something or someplace to be but just go push a crackhead over at piggly wiggly. Everyone either stupid rich and trying to hide it or just bum ass poor and living off the sun. One highschool full of the typical snobby bitch kids who think they hot shit or might amount to somethin more than parents burnin they checks on cases of miller and fixin dirt bikes. Everyone knows each other and you wouldn't even remotely recognize em. Town so forgettable they done named the middle and highschool after it, sad. People don't really give a flying fuck what goes on there because they focused more on whats happenin in Pembroke or would rather drive faster to not get the racist stare. Town is secretly segregated but nobody talks bout that, got thunder valley with all the hispanics that don't pay taxes and complain they got dirt roads. We got the hood or whatever they wanna call what's on that side of town. Then there's the middleish area where it's a bit of a mix honestly but they got some money. Don't bother getting your hopes up thinking you can start a business here either you goof, everyone who tried that failed MISERABLY. Sucks is it's a loop there it's always highschool, military or go to RCC and take up some weird shit like cosmetology. Who even uses that degree what?
person 1: hey you been through Red Springs lately?
person 2: where?
person 1: yo you been seen what they added in the springs?
person 2: nah dawg i jus aint been roun there inna folks seem a bit racist
person 2: where?
person 1: yo you been seen what they added in the springs?
person 2: nah dawg i jus aint been roun there inna folks seem a bit racist
by JameS1321 November 3, 2024
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Get the return to springs mug.A catholic high school in fond du lac full of snobby rich kids who plays in low divisions and recruits kids from west bend and Milwaukee so they can say their sports teams are good when they’re no better than campbellsport or mayville. Any parent with a brain who cares about their child will rather have them go to campbellsport and become a hick rather than send their kid to springs.
Person1: “Did you actually send your child to Saint Mary’s Springs?”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”
Person2: “Yes.”
Person1: “Wow you must really hate your kid.”
by Jtizzey23 November 22, 2021
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