Lead Sponge

Low level enlisted soldier who has a front line MOS with a high probability of being shot.

1: Why is Scarlett dating that guy? Doesn't she know hes a lead sponge?
2: I'm an E3 and PCSing to the sand box. I'm gonna end up being a lead sponge.

by Salt_Water_Boy August 20, 2011

Sponge Bob

A gay porn actor who is gay as being a gay porn actor implies.

Did you hear about Sponge Bob's new film

by Gangster Grandma October 20, 2019

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

sponged the hog

the rather black art of making your motorcycle headlights look like a serious retard with crossed eyes

"Yeah,the bike looks nice but isnt it about time you Sponged the hog?

by paul May 26, 2004

Sponge Girl

When a girl is so useless at sex its like fucking a sponge, you only get out what you put in.

Guy 1: Oh I heard you got laid last night?

Guy 2: Hardly, no effort on her part...

Guy 1: Shit dude, another Sponge Girl.

by Mack Joxon June 19, 2014

pumpkin sponge

This is when you take pumpkin seed and shove them in her pussy,then you proceed to fuck her until all of the seeds come out.You then take a sponge and soak up all the juice and slap her across the face with the wet pussy juiced pumpkin seeded sponge

One pumpkin seed wouldn't come out last night when we were doing a "pumpkin sponge"

by Edward4154 January 31, 2017

Sponge Out

Drink too much booze, and spew all over the place.

"Oh man Patric wasted he just Sponged out"

by Michael Misha July 4, 2005