log splitter

peircing that bridges the two butt cheeks, splitting the turd as one poops.

Dear sir, is that a log splitter in the crack of your hiney?

by turd masher July 2, 2006

Wig Splitter

To do something so amazing that people can not even believe what they have just seen!

The Adrenalineboyz motorcycle stunt team just split my wig with that awesome stunt!

Matt Flora is a wig splitter!

by Adrenalineboyz lover April 7, 2009

Slattern

Lauren

The slattern is untidy, dirty and sleeps with anything.

by Rumpleskiltskin March 6, 2017

one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

lip splitters

when a chick wears jeans so tight they split her pussy lips apart

god damn jenna was wearing some lip splitters last night

by mikeyc18 April 28, 2009

Splattums

a term of endearment

"aw, come here, splattums, i wuv you!"

by Anne and Josh October 25, 2008

Slutters

Females who have sex with any male they meet.

Slutters are like pornstars Carmella Bing, Asa Akira, Tori Black, Lisa Ann.

by Pornsta2023 February 14, 2012