sphincter nipple

a nipple who's movement that you can control so much that some people have been known tot tie shoe laces with them

that brother has the biggest sphincter nipple son, i saw him pouring sprite for everyone at the party last night

by dragonslayer1111 January 15, 2003

sphincter

Adjective meaning -Melissas Affleck From monctons Odour
noun meaning - Peters dream home

Melissa smelles like erics sphincter after peter licks it clean

by Tommy Wood December 16, 2003

sphinkter cannon

butt hole/ poop chute

I just let a massive explosion out of my sphinkter cannon

by oklj November 4, 2009

Hook, Line, and Sphincter

When you want that vag but she insists on anal

We were having a great time and we went to the bedroom, but she ended up catching me hook, line, and sphincter

by Brotato Brotahto September 20, 2017

Sphinkter Sailor

It's pretty self explanatory. A gay man who enjoys anal sex. Same as Butt Bandit or Turd Burgler.

Rock Hudson was a real Sphinkter Sailor.

by B. Griffith November 11, 2004

sphingtermeter

a unit of measurement, for measuring small annoying things.

Dam! I missed that shot by a sphingtermeter!

by crack whore July 17, 2007

sphinctercough

to talk like an asshole. to spew out shit no one else wants to hear. usually these stories start out with a long annoying "DUUUUUUUDES". which automatically throws you in to a rage that wants to make you kill the first person that crosses.

Brantley's sphinctercough made matt choke an innocent woman on the street. which finally ended with a .50 cal to the head to stop the giant.

by Michael Detwiler March 9, 2008