Similar to a Chuck Norris joke that is said to a member of the Sparano Family(Tony Sparano: head coach of the Miami Dolphins) that is said to remind them that they are richer and supirior to the person telling the joke.
Sparano Joke 1: How many licks does it take a Sparano to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
The World will never know since they bite it right away
Sparano Joke 2: How many Sparanos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None someone is paid to do it for them
The World will never know since they bite it right away
Sparano Joke 2: How many Sparanos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None someone is paid to do it for them
by Dol-Fan4433 August 24, 2009
Get the Sparano Joke mug.A nice quiet town Northwest of Grand Rapids, Michigan. Actually considered a "Diamond in the Rough" academically because it has kind of flown below the radar for years. Most "Pretentious" people from the Grand Rapids area look down upon the residents of Sparta, considering them trash and incompetent. The people of Sparta are known for their fanatical Blue Collar work ethic and think that the "Pretentious" attitudes of surrounding areas stem from the fact that Spartans tend to be on the lower end of the workforce totem pole. The nice people of Sparta are fine with and almost welcome this attitude, as it keeps most people from venturing "north" to explore. Sparta is an example of one of those small towns where most people know each other and you can't seem to walk down the street without bumping into a few friends. People live comfortably amongst each each in this town, a place where you can still keep the doors unlocked at night (albeit, there is trouble from time to time as there is in most places). The town mascot is the obvious - The Spartan. Athletic teams are now competitive in most sports, something this quiet little village couldn't claim in recent years. However there is an exception as there seems to be a basketball hoop on every garage in this town, and the Basketball (boys and girls) teams are far from competing for a state championship. A nice place to grow up and raise a family, which again, is a very very hard place to find these days. Hopefully we won't get too much negative feedback on this site like our bretheran in Sparta, NJ.
Boy #1 - "Hey man, where are you from?"
Boy #2 - "I'm from Sparta, MI"
Boy #1 - "Your dad must work for my dad then - you Spartans suck!"
Boy #2 - "Yeah, well, you know what they say about Spartans - they have huge cocks and superhuman strength!"
Boy #2 - "I'm from Sparta, MI"
Boy #1 - "Your dad must work for my dad then - you Spartans suck!"
Boy #2 - "Yeah, well, you know what they say about Spartans - they have huge cocks and superhuman strength!"
by Cocomungo October 20, 2007
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A very cute and sexy young man who is very intelligent. Is known as a bro to many people. A very funny person. Also known as the type of guy to take your girl. Always respectful and very helpful to people especially the elderly. Absolutely amazing in bed. A person who dresses very well. One of the most awesome people you would meet. Also very smart
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by pseidonym February 1, 2014
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by c_lurch May 18, 2014
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by Sparta600 October 17, 2011
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by chud master October 4, 2008
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Simultaneously he stomps the wide-eye surprised female square between her breasts while releasing his load raining over the her as he roars THIS IS SPARTA!
Simultaneously he stomps the wide-eye surprised female square between her breasts while releasing his load raining over the her as he roars THIS IS SPARTA!
911 Dispatcher: Hello?
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.
Citizen: There is an unconscious woman here who has received repeated blows in the chest and is sprinkled in vanilla icing?!
911 Dispatcher: Sounds like she just received The Spartan. Follow up with some Asian Goggles then a Clevland Steamer and she should come around.
by rzu June 11, 2010
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