An act of depravity where a lady is defrocked by 2 males, one in the front bottom and one in the rear, also under DVDA.
My said Gemima, Auntie Fanny had a right spanish sandwich going last night with the milkman and the butcher!
by Al Cowan January 28, 2007
Get the spanish sandwichmug. by 1562 June 1, 2010
Get the spanish goateemug. A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.
Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.
by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009
Get the Spanish Omletmug. A large ring of feces exuded onto the rim of a toilet bowl so that the next person to sit on the toilet sits in a pile of shit. The word gets its name because the coil of poop resembles a large donut, and in Spain people eat their own shit. Most people will notice a huge coil of shit around a toilet bowl, so this is best done around drunk people or the retarded.
by Vagine McCockstine February 1, 2007
Get the Spanish Donutmug. by OMAR AKA BROOKLYN February 21, 2010
Get the Spanish Delightmug. 
Get the Spanish Wristwatchmug. by black wiggles December 14, 2008
Get the spanish icemug.