The Sock Gap

The most convenient moment for a man to take his socks off before engaging in sex. If the Sock Gap is missed, then the man will end up naked except for his socks, which will ruin the mood.
The Sock Gap is rumored to happen some time in between removing the man's shoes and removing the man's trousers.

Coined from the British sitcom "Coupling."

Guy 1: So how did it go with Jenny last night?
Guy 2: It didn't. I missed the Sock Gap, she couldn't stop laughing.
Guy 1: Bummer.

by 20th_century_fox January 30, 2012

Poop sock

The term poop sock was probably derived from the French word "popsuk", meaning 'Brown cream. The use of "poop sock" in Ireland derives from the Irish word ‘poop soki’. In either case both have the same meaning and origin. Before caming, one would have to try and came in a safe place. Often times one would release his relish in a sock. If cold outside, it was common practice to put the sock on and embrace the warmth of the came. Here in the year 2020 sock caming is quite boring. That is why we all now embrace the traditions of our forefathers and fill the ‘poop sock’ with feces like badasses. Leave in the fridge for a tasty treat later or a very dangerous weapon for self protection or random splurges for vigilante shit.

Dad was caming in a sock like an old retard so I decided to beat him with my frozen poop sock

Jimmys wife pleasures herself with my poop socks, both soft and frozen.

by Bigdeepandjuicy December 28, 2019

Poop sock

The sock one uses to poop at school

Bro can I borrow your poop sock?

by chief chungus February 7, 2019

Meat Sock

Elizabeth, taker of copious amounts of cock. A sleeve or sheath for a man's member.

My god, Elizabeth fucks so many guys, she's a regular meat sock, that is, a sock for some man's meat.

by kanzai43 January 20, 2009

shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.

by mexnfx September 6, 2011

sock-floppin'

wearing flip-flops over socks, thus making socks very obvious

Once upon a time, sock-floppin' was a major fashion "don't."
Sock-floppin' would be all the rage if Angelina Jolie did it.

by cosmickahuna September 1, 2009

Wandering Sock

A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.

I finaly bought a cage for my wandering sock. Last time we were out it snuck into the toaster!

by XCchamp June 17, 2009