Sober Karakat

Sober Karakat is when ur dick itches hard so u pull it out. Cause of this basic hygiene, if u don't wipe ur ass it will extend till ur dick. First signs: black and stinky penis

Mark: Bro i got Sober Karakat, i don't know how to piss now

by Изи википедия June 11, 2023

Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.

"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"

by JaMcDP June 27, 2025

East St louis sober

Where you can smoke crack and claim clean time.

East St louis sober I stopped doing heroin and start smoking crack.

by Smokingweedissober March 2, 2025

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 12, 2022

Milwaukee sober

A version of "sobriety" when an individual only consumes beer, or beer and a little hard liquor, but refrains from other drug use

Is charlie still getting fucked up on the regular?
Na, he just drinks beer these days. He's Milwaukee sober.

by Dirrtburrnerr February 11, 2025

texas sober

Drinking so much for consecutive days you have to take a 4+ hour break

Bro I've been drinking since Tuesday. Going Texas sober this morning.

by EskimoBro-So January 18, 2024

California Sober

A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.

John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.

by Mighty Slim February 22, 2025