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Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.
After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.
by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009
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Saskia

The ex girlfriend of Max Green, bass player of Escape The Fate. Much better looking than the crackwhore he is with now. She also models.
MAx Green and Saskia were adorable together. She's such a lucky bitch!
by Sadistic Princess May 10, 2009
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snack-attack

having the munchies; being very hungry and in need of something to snack on; ravenously and wildly getting something to eat.

It originates from the Saturday Night Live digital short "Lazy Sunday"
"man, i'm having a snack-attack! i could eat an whole elephant."
by ja_me_kah July 10, 2007
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snack pants

To carry snacks in your pants pockets such as jello, pudding, chips, drinks etc.
1. Hey "snackpants" kick down with some beef jerky!
2. If your hungry, ask "snack pants" for somthing to eat.
by ben protas January 8, 2008
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Snackage

the term refering to the description of a snack or getting a snack

some idiots call it lunchage which is completly wrong
lets go get some snackage

girl: hey lets go get ure lunchage
dude: no snackage never lunchage
by Bigboff June 20, 2009
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turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head
Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!
by spitzG563 June 20, 2014
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Snack

A meal that comes in between two of the 'Big Three' that, more often than not, is unhealthy.
I had a nice snack of carrots and celery. I'm not a baby.
by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005
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