small-talklypse

n. 1. Being forced into a function where you know that the entire event will revolve around dumb small talk no one cares about.

Every time I end up at a work function it's always a small-talklypse!

by seoman May 4, 2017

small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.

My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.

by Jedthurman March 2, 2022

small snack

a word used to mock someone after he has eaten his 12th meal of the day.

Bug-eyes has eaten his 8th small snack today.

by Small Snack May 8, 2018

joe small

a word describing a person that spreads and stirs information

for fuck sake u have joe small my secret now everyone knows and it has been changed and Exaggerated

by joesmall November 9, 2020

Small Stepper

Opposite of a Big Stepper, The Incel, The one who will pussy out on anything; The retard & the one who was broke from the start

He a small stepper, working working for $7.25/hour but he still in a $2200 slammed accord shitbox

by InternetGoaty April 7, 2021

Small cock

Something a guy named Jacob has. The one guy named jacob knows that this is about him.

Man Jacob has such a small cock...

by Memereme June 8, 2022

Small Friday

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021