church skirt

"Bitch look at that church skirt"
by Bobfrieda February 11, 2016
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Skirt the line

Doesn’t matter or take easy of something
Anyway, he’d Skirt the line if he couldn’t see the harm in it
by Billions123! June 09, 2018
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bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.
Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.
by MakeUpAlley Refugee May 19, 2011
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Toilet Skirt

Urinating in a skirt while wearing underwear with bare legs under the skirt.
Peeing in a skirt is a toilet skirt. Gotta wear underwear with bare legs under the skirt to pee in the skirt.
by Urinewhiz October 09, 2023
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Skirt Boy

(1) A boy who wears skirts.
(2) The most fire indie band on the West Coast responsible for such classics as grammy award winning Robot Lapdance. Led by a generational leader and skirt wearing boy.
(1) Virgin Jocks: Are you wearing a skirt? What's wrong with you?
Chad Skirtboy: Nothing is wrong with me. I am Skirt Boy.

(2) Hot people: Oh my god, have you listened to Skirt Boy?
Lame people: No.
Hot people: I will not have sex with you.
by Big-Weiner-Pasa-Deener November 08, 2021
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Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.
by DCLacoste April 17, 2012
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Man-skirted

To man-skirt someone, to have “kilt” them; having insulted, outsmarted or defeated. Variation is Scottish man-skirted.
Toby man-skirted me in tennis yesterday.”
“Karen really man-skirted with that post on Instagram this morning.”
by The Elvis Pressley April 19, 2019
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