Simpleton

When you dog the boys a countless number of times for coochie.

The blonde-haired boy dogged the boys because every time we go out he decides to get his dick wet instead of kicking back with the boys, he is now and forever will be branded a simpleton.

by THENUMBERONESIMP March 29, 2020

Simple

A simp with a pimple

Look it's very simple!

by NooNeedToThankMe April 29, 2020

Simperinio

It’s a simps nickname u can put behind any ones name

Oh look “hisham-eriniothe simp-erinio”is back

Simperinio=the nickname for a simp someone that puts his hoes before the bro’s

by Simp nation May 25, 2020

simpervention

A process in which a simp’s loved ones attempt to inform the simp that he has a problem, and offer support should he choose to seek help for his simpfulness.

“Sam hasn’t chilled with the boys ever since he met that bitch, Karen. I think we need to stage a simpervention for him.”

by Da Punkin October 8, 2020

SimplePhile

Someone who is sexually attracted to the corpses of children (Ages 1-10)

"I was shocked to learn that my friend was a SimplePhile.

by Reptention October 19, 2020

Simple Plan

Simple Plan: A Canadian pop punk band that writes cliche stereotypical songs about being a teenager with "big problems" and sung in a voice that's a high pitched as Alvin & The Chipmunks and as nasally as Louis Griffin from Family Guy, making them the essentially the Nickelback of Pop Punk.

I used to listen to Simple Plan is high school but now as an adult I think they're the reason why earth feels like a bag of shit floating in space knowing that there still people who listen to them.

by skatepunkerboi18241 October 28, 2020

simplementation

Simplicity mn e5tra3 Ma2moun

Tafa2alo bl 5ayr tagedoh .. simplementation

by ElJoj October 28, 2020