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the simonizer

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer
by simon audley September 27, 2006
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Dirty Simon

The act of a presumedly straight male shoving various household items up his ass. Progressing from pens to eventually a carrot.

And finally, a fat fucking cock
Dude did you hear what happened last night? Yeah, someone pulled a dirty Simon in the kiddy pool
by Anna gammy April 15, 2020
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Simon Cowell

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.
Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.
by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011
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Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race
Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon
by gusto August 7, 2003
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Simeonie

A man or woman with a particularly small limb. Usually a small or shortended arm. This word is often abbreviated to sim.
by Turltle Claw February 8, 2009
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Sigoni

a sweet and caring person. super super funnny. very beautiful. attracts the wrong type of boys but any good guy would be so lucky to have her. she is very outgoing. loves kids so will be a great mother. spontaneous. doesnt care what people think about her. has many friends and some enemies. tells people the way things are straight up.
some girls like did you hear that story sigoni was telling and they were like the whole class was pee-ing their pants laughing sooooo hard !
by scofhsdjkgh March 17, 2010
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simon mitchell

Fangirl: have you seen simon mitchell?
Fangirl 2: i heard he was fucking some girl in the van!
by imnotstupidyaknow May 24, 2011
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