pussy sideburns

Femail pubic hair which extends beyond the pantyline and onto the inner thighs.

Man, that fat bitch from Russia had some wicked old pussy sideburns.

by sirvancealott October 15, 2005

sideburn creep

The imperceptably slow advancement of sideburns.

Somehow Billy's sideburns just kept getting longer, even though he always shaved right up to them. It wasn't intentional, but before he knew it he looked like a 1971 Cincinnati bartender. Sideburn creep had claimed another victim.

by Tyrannorabbit May 30, 2009

Sidebro

A bro who is not really part of your main group of bros, but is chill enough with some of your bros that he can occasionally hang out with your main group of bros.

Hey guys, lets hang out tonight. You can invite any of the sidebros if you want.

by drebay19 August 28, 2016

Rape the Sidebar

On facebook, when one goes on a liking spree or becomes a Comment Crasher just to bombard the sidebars of their friends.

Courtney was so drunk last night she decided to rape the sidebar and annoy all of her friends

by The Bro Network October 31, 2011

Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008

sidebar

A public request for a private conversation or meeting usually employed when in the company of others. The announcement of "sidebar" is intended to prevent others from interrupting the conversation. Comes from the O.J. trial.

Scott pulled Julie out of the party and into a sidebar to, drunkenly, confess his undying love to her.

by fsudustin April 20, 2006

sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.

Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006