Shovel

A gardening tool

could also be used as a slur

1.;I'm going to use the shovel to dig holes in the garden.

2. I'm beating b**** people with a shovel

by JDM Junkie January 13, 2023

I grab my shovel

A line from static x’s song I’m with stupid. A possible sample from a film but is unknown

“I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” “I grab my shovel” Taking on a gang slang that’s on a gang bang here right on me gotta pick on someone else! I know that’s here so I know that I wade through sh*t! He’s a loser he’s a loser she said!

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

Shovel Bunny

Someone who watched Brendan Fraser's Mummy or Indiana Jones and has romanticized archaeology. A person who wants to sleep with an archaeologist. An archaeologist groupie.

Whether in the field or at a conference, if there is an archaeologist around the shovel bunny won't be far behind.

by nextgenarchaeo October 17, 2023

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

Golden shovel

A person who only wants money

My friend is a golden shovel

by Potato fan January 11, 2024

blinis from a shovel

the most popular dish in Russia

Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?

by Schweinehund88 January 17, 2024

put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023