Double Shovel

A double shovel is a sexual maneuver that is done with a partner. It is performed when the user fists themself until they defecate in their own hand. Afterwards the user must grasp the waste and shove it into the partners butthole.

My sneaky link, whom i met on tinder, performed a double shovel on me until my completion

by King of the Double Shovel July 11, 2024

blinis from a shovel

the most popular dish in Russia

Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?

by Schweinehund88 January 17, 2024

shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

shovel

a goth; emo

“wow did you see taylors new style? she’s such a shovel now”

by Emma cunningham August 5, 2021

Shoveled Out

The act of spaying your female cat or dog.

Person 1: Is your dog ever going to get prego?

Person 2: Naw i took her to the vet and got her shoveled out.

by Jack nile April 11, 2011

Shovel

A tool that can vary in size used to dig, it is also effective for clearing trenches and whacking people in the head.

The German trenches weren't ready for the charge of shovel holding troops.

by DeDoritoWarrior July 6, 2020

that shovel feeling

When you want to knock someone's head off with a shovel.

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

by Ereck Flowers May 17, 2015