Santa's list of "naughty things" dat you've committed over da past year, and dat he carefully muses over before deciding whether he should "wrap" any gifts for your sorry a** dis year, or if he should just leave you a stocking full of coal.
Calvin had a wrap-sheet several yards long listing all da slush-balls dat he'd lobbed at Susie over da previous year, but Calvin had claimed "extenuating circumstances", and Hobbes sent in a statement vouching for Calvin's overall character, so it was a tough call for Santa to decide what to do.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
Get the wrap-sheetmug. One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.
by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011
Get the Sheet Surfermug. When students, public speakers or former governors working for Fox News can't remember basic information and write the answers on their hand in an effort to come off intelligent and/or well informed.
Ex-Governor Palin had some very, very, very important topics to cover in her speech for the Tea Party Convention, so she used the old Alaskan Cheat Sheet and wrote them on her hand.
by J-Mish February 9, 2010
Get the Alaskan Cheat Sheetmug. A channel of two people who make great sheet music. Those include Gas gas gas, Kalinka, Katyusha, and they make their own compositions, like Rush B, Demonetization rag, remonetization rag, etc.
by Git cloned February 20, 2019
Get the sheet music bossmug. An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.
by RPOC November 22, 2007
Get the two sheets in the bagmug. Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.
by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004
Get the three sheets to the windmug. conglomerate pussy flaps that overlap ranging 2-4 depending on age also known as fupa. (i.e. dog with multiple rolls), tends to stink when sweat
Sally's roast beef sheets were getting in the way when I went down on her last night.
My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.
My wife's roast beef sheets reeked of tuna fish after 2 days of stagnant sweat.
by Exotic Carnivore November 27, 2009
Get the roast beef sheetsmug.