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sammitch plate

simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.
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OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111
sammitch plate by dedFROGZ July 7, 2004
The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.
Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
A god among sandwiches, which will and only can be made from a female-counter part, to a male species.

Also; the exact definition in Urban Dictionary from the number one spot.
Man: Make me sammich, nao.
Woman: -Makes the orgy-like sammich-
Man: -eats sammich-
Sammich by SammichEaterrr January 20, 2011
A food that anorexic women desperately need.
Someone get that bag of antlers a sammich!
sammich by Stanmoore October 5, 2007

sluty sammi  

sluty sammi is a chink that is a little slut and eats alot and thinks people like her but they dont.
wow look at that little sluty sammi . or known as a sammi b.
sluty sammi by Casey W December 24, 2007
everyones best friend! that kid with a lady gaga obsession who eveyone cant help but notice. Shes super nice and pretty, even if she dosnt belive it. shes super loyal and understanding. Shes also super werid and funny
new kid whos that?
bob you're new best friend! come meet sammieh!
Sammieh by Dinosawr rawrrrrrr November 14, 2011