step-saver

What you call a person when they are being so lazy they act like they can only walk a certain amount of steps per day.

"Hey bro, get me that can of paint over there" (can is ten feet away and I am on a ladder)
Bro standing next to ladder. "Can't you get it? I'm holding the ladder."
"Get the paint, step-saver!!"

by doubleB June 24, 2013

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period saved

Is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having sex for the past month and is thankful she isn't pregnant.

"I had drunk sex with Joey last night, I'm so afraid I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."

by alex3 January 20, 2014

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Please Shave December

The "Holimonth" right after "No Shave November". Everybody shaves after November because in December everybody is all hairy like Big Foot.

Dude #1: Bob! It's December! No Shave November passed already. It's Please Shave December!"
Dude #2: But, I like my beard.

by Thedude12345 November 11, 2014

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Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.

"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)

by HairyGooch February 1, 2018

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An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Daniel is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best. Daniel is good looking and is the type that always drinks coffee and wears a beanie which he looks so cool in. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing.

Daniel Seavey is so compasionate and always cares about you :)

by Livvvy_13 July 8, 2019

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